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McCain Cribs: Google Earth Tour

2008-07-02T14:40:00.005-04:00

This fucker is loaded! $4 Million dollar condos and better. Karl Rove, the Bush Crime Family's top political hit man, is trying to push the story that Obama is out of touch with the American People... by using the exquisite menu at his last fundraiser as evidence. WOW!

Also Obama is being attacked for the discount he got on the loan for his $1 Million dollar home in Chicago. Are the republicans serious? Watch McCain's homes in this video and decide who's really out of touch with the American people. McCain is living lovely with beach-front homes and condos. I don't fault him for living the dream life, it's just that Obama who currently is not AS RICH is being attacked for it by the hypocritical Republicans (but I repeat myself).

BTW, Obama is a jackass for continuing the disastrous Bush policy of mixing Church and State with the Office of Faith-Based and Community Initiatives. Obama is also getting worse as this election year unfolds. I'm glad I'm not voting for either one.

Democrat Junk Mail

2008-06-27T00:05:00.004-04:00

Its come to this. The Democrat Party keeps sending me junk mail trying to convince me to donate to their "cause". The first two instances I kindly sent a reply with the words "REMOVE ME" written on the donation slip. Well, those fuckers didn't get the message so now I'm sending them back my junk mail... the Winn Dixie specials, the Little Ceasar's Pizza coupons, the Jiffy Lube discount flyer... all of it. At least I tried to fill as much as I could until It was still barely able to seal the envelope with tape. I wonder how much postage this is this going to cost those fucks?

What's my beef? The most impeachable rat bastard in U.S. history is still sitting pretty in the white house as this gang of Democrat jack asses treat Bush like he's the teflon don. Cowards! They all swore oaths to protect the constitution, yet they are just protecting war criminals and murderers. We should bleed both the Democrats and the Republicans one postage-paid envelope at a time. I hope those jerks recycle my junk mail while their at it too.

The Best way to honor George Carlin

2008-06-24T14:25:00.002-04:00

I had to repost this great comment that I found following a great article about George Carlin over at The Nation:

Really nice article- it almost made me cry. Who else do we now have to cut through all the bullshit for us....? Here some of his one liners: George Carlin Quotes:

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?

8. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

9. If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him . . . is he still wrong?

10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

11. Is there another word for synonym?

12. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

13. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

14. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

15. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

16. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

17. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

18. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

19. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

20. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

21. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

22. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

23. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

24. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

25. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

26. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

27. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

More Carlin...... 1. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

2. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

3. How is it possible to have a civil war?

4. If God dropped acid, would he see people?

5. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

6. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

7. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

8. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?

9. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

10. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

11. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

12. Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket?

13. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that same stuff?

14. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

15. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, doesn't he become disoriented?

Posted by duster011 at 06/23/2008

Thanks duster011 for the great one-liners.

Fox News is Racist, what else is new?

2008-06-12T10:13:00.004-04:00

So according to Fox News, Michelle Obama is Barrack's "Baby Mama" and they give each other "terrorist fist jabs". No I couldn't make this shit up. Both claims (racial slurs) were actually broadcast live.

Fox: Michelle is Obama's "Baby Mama."

Media Matters: Fox claim "terrorist fist jab."

They have to attack the man because they can't attack his policies. Why? Because Obama's worst policies are the same the Republican's want to keep. (Keeping the federal reserve System, an oppressive centralized government, the IRS, war on terror, etc.) Fox is ridiculously full of shit though.

Democrats Score! Impeach Bush

2008-06-11T09:51:00.007-04:00

Holy SHIT!!!

Democratic Congressman Denis Kucinich and Congressman Robert Wexler are officially trying to impeach George W. Bush.

Raw Story has the scoop on Kucinich introducing the articles of impeachment.

Robert Wexler has posted his personal support over at daily kos.

Below is the YouTube Video clip of Dennis Kucinich reading the articles of impeachment:

Call your congress critter and ask that they participate in this effort to formally hold the Bush Crime Family accountable for their high crimes against humanity (and the constitution)!

Thomas Flav!

2008-06-08T17:06:00.002-04:00

Thomas Flav!! It's Thomas Jefferson meets Flavor Flav from Public Enemy. Way before there was a Ron Paul Revolution, Thomas Jefferson staged the Revolution of 1800 when the Jeffersonian Democrats took over all the levels of government to fight the corrupt power in D.C.. The Hamiltonian Federalists were already violating our civil liberties and the ink on the Constitution wasn't even dry yet! Maybe that's why Hamilton got shot.

Get this Thomas Jefferson T-shirt over at Cafe Press.

This week's shocking news!

2008-06-06T21:47:00.002-04:00

Revealed: Secret plan to keep Iraq under US control

and

Bush misused Iraq intelligence - US Senate report

Gasp! The horror! Who woulda thunk?

And there is still about 20% of the US populations that still supports the Bush Crime Family? Shit, people are still rooting for Hilary? The entire lot of D.C. skallywags, pirates and grifters who enabled the murdering of over a MILLION Iraqi's for oil don't deserve our respect. Hilary enabled this mess. The cowardly Democrats shun a well deserved impeachment of the bums. God knows if Obama will do anything about it.

Don't Talk to The Police

2008-06-06T13:37:00.001-04:00

After watching this there can be no doubt!

HBO: Recount - Pissing me off!

2008-05-27T00:27:00.004-04:00

If you are seriously pissed off by the damage done by the Bush Crime Family in the past eight years then don't watch HBO's Recount starring Kevin Spacey unless you want your blood to boil. HBO obviously has a liberal bent in their portrayal but, being born and raised in Miami-Dade County, I don't need an HBO film to show me that Republicans are NASTY fucks!

Watching this movie pissed me off ROYALLY knowing full well what has transpired since the 2000 election fiasco. The Patriot Act, Military Commissions Act, Guantanamo Bay, 9/11 on Bush's watch, The War in Iraq, Illegal wiretapping, War crimes in Fallujah, the creation of the the Department of Homeland Security, the no-fly lists, shitting on the constitution, shitting on civil liberties, etc. etc.

Do keep in mind, how absurd this circus in Florida was, with counting hanging chads and dimpled ballots for the sake of electing the president. Why do we labor and pin the hopes for our future well-being on one man/woman, one elected office, one government position? Why?

Fuck the president, fuck the presidency and fuck the entire federal government. Thomas Jefferson, founder of the Democratic party and principal author of the Declaration of Independence, wrote the Kentucky resolves and stated that we can't have the Federal Government be the final word on checking the Federal government's own power. In other words, never trust the Feds, we the people, we the States reserve the power to nullify Federal power that is out of hand and unjust. Why are we crying over the Supreme Court judges that the Bush Crime Family appointed? If you listen to Thomas Jefferson then we the people have the final word on the laws of the land... not a federal court packed full of old fogies in black robes.

We need to fight for the 10th amendment, follow it and you'll see that any future contested presidential elections will just seem ridiculous. The president doesn't matter, what YOU do with your daily life can cause a longer lasting change on this planet than any politician. Fuck them! McCain and Obama too!

True enemies of Liberty

2008-05-26T14:05:00.005-04:00

You can trace the Bush Crime Family's bullshit all the way back to Alexander Hamilton (what is he doing on the $10 bill anyways?) who influenced Abe Lincoln's murdering antics and so on. But if you want the real story of how the power elite have manipulated us into these useless wars check out this long article by Murray Rothbard. The story is complex, detailed and eye-opening. Its summarized with this quote:

The House of Morgan, the Rockefellers, and the Kuhn-Loebs must take their place alongside the First, Second, and Third Internationals as the historic enemies of liberty.

Giant multinational corporations, and their economic satellites, in alliance with governments and the big banks, are in the process of extending their influence on a global scale: they dream of a world central bank, global planning, and an international welfare state, with American troops policing the world to guarantee their profit margins.

The whole article is worth a read if you truly want to dive deep into the truth of how we've inherited this hot steaming turd bucket called the U.S. government (and who's really to blame!)

American Acts of Homicide

2008-05-08T06:58:00.002-04:00

This photo illustrates what Reverend Jeremiah Wright was rallying against in his "controversial" sermons. Barack Obama's former (?) pastor was denouncing the atomic bombings at Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Here are Reverend Wright's exact words:

"We bombed Hiroshima, we bombed Nagasaki, and we nuked far more than the thousands in New York and The Pentagon, and we never batted an eye... and now we are indignant, because the stuff we have done overseas is now brought back into our own front yards. America's chickens are coming home to roost."

Now imagine that you are the relative of of those innocent civilians who was murdered in that photo from Hiroshima. Knowing full well all of the other acts of homicide by the United States government would you not expect some form of retaliation on U.S. soil? To think that 9/11 occurred out of the blue and unexpectedly is to have your head up your ass.

Honestly, we need to stop this madness, we need to end these wars and acts of violence and just live in peace with one another. "Be the change" you wish to see in the world. Stop participating in homicide and keep your family from participating also. Hiroshima-esqe tragedies are occurring today in Iraq and the blood is all over our hands.

Iron Man & Ghostface Killah

2008-05-04T02:14:00.004-04:00

First of all, even though Ghostface's scene in the new Iron Man movie was cut, Ghost still made an appearance. Watch for the scene in the beginning where Tony and War Machine get drunk on the Starks jet... you'll see Ghost.

In the film Robert Downey Jr. plays the kind of rat bastard character that I rag on in this blog. The multi-zillionaire, military-industrial-complex, war-profiteering, jackass donkey ball sucking jerk that feeds off the Bush Crime Family and the endless wars waged around the globe. But I'd be a liar if I didn't say Robert played the part of Tony Starks so well I kinda forgave him for it all. After all Tony Starks is Steve Jobs (with all of the Apple computer product placements and all.)

Rotten Tomatoes is proclaiming Iron Man as the best movie of the year and possibly the best comic book based movie EVER! I'll say Batman Begins is still a notch higher but both films are beasts for their own reasons. Its hard to compare them but its still a fucking great movie!

Oh yeah, look out for the Hugh Hefner and Mace Windu cameos.

USA - Greatest perpetrator of Violence in the World

2008-05-02T10:23:00.008-04:00

Its kind of shocking when you see our country's laundry list of acts of homicide spelled out like this. As explained over at lewrockwell.com:

Shortly after the 9/11 attacks on the US, Robert Elias who is a professor of politics at the University of San Francisco wrote a paper outlining the terror tactics of the American government on foreign countries. Regardless of how one feels about his point in the essay on why the 9/11 attacks occurred, one must be horrified at the actions of our government that he marshaled into evidence in his article.

He pointed out that the US has used "Weapons of Mass Destruction" around the world on innocent civilian populations. These are American bombs, both nuclear and conventional, used indiscriminately for no military objective. The targets are civilian centers and the victims are simply called "collateral damage."

Japan
(1945)

China
(1945–46)

Korea
& China (1950–53)

Guatemala
(1954, 1960, 1967–69)

Indonesia
(1958)

Cuba
(1959–61)

Congo
(1964)

Peru
(1965)

Laos
(1964–70)

Vietnam
(1961–1973)

Cambodia
(1969–70)

Grenada
(1983)

Lebanon
(1983–84)

Libya
(1986)

El Salvador
(1980s)

Nicaragua
(1980s)

Iran
(1987)

Panama
(1989)

Iraq
(1991–2000)

Kuwait
(1991)

Somalia
(1993)

Bosnia
(1994–95)

Sudan
(1998)

Afghanistan
(1998)

Pakistan
(1998)

Yugoslavia
(1999)

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Macedonia
(1999)

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I don't agree with Obama's reverend when he said "G-d damn America" but I do agree with his rightful criticism of our nation's foreign policy. These are views that the late great Dr. King shared. The same Dr. King who's birthday is a national holiday once declared "America is the greatest perpetrator of violence in the world today".

This is only a reflection of us, the American People. (And this is supposed to be a so-called "Christian nation.")

Ron Paul Revolution

2008-05-02T08:11:00.004-04:00

Get the NY Times best-seller and Amazon.com #1 hit book. If you are still wondering what this Ron Paul Revolution is all about and how different a Ron Paul presidency would be from that of a McCain/Hillary/Obama administration then get this book. I don't care if you go to the book store and read it there. Get it!

McCain: "I detest war"

2008-04-14T06:45:00.002-04:00

Ha!

Even libertarians are proclaiming ABM (Anybody but McCain)! This jerk will sink the planet into more illegal wars.

Btw, check out the TV show "Warlords" on the Military Channel and you'll see how quaint it was when the U.S. President bothered to show he cared about the Constitution and not rush the country into war without a proper declaration from congress. As a matter of fact, McCain resembles Stalin or Hitler with his talk of 100 years of war and homicide.

Another Ron Paul Smack-Down

2008-04-10T09:46:00.002-04:00

Ron Paul has always been this direct and on-point, even before he ran for president this year. No matter what happens in the elections, keep an eye on Ron Paul as he will keep pointing out the lies of the Bush Crime Family.

Here Ron Paul shows that General "Betray-Us" doesn't even understand the Constitution! Aren't the military sworn to uphold and protect it? So what the hell is General Petraeus protecting? The Bush Crime Family of course.

Annoy Republican Passangers

2008-02-28T18:18:00.003-05:00

I might be late on this one but it can be used for all annoying passangers, not just the war-mongering and fear-prone Republicans:

Stuck on a plane next to somebody that is constantly irritating you? Follow these simple instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Hit the power button and log on.

4. Make sure the irritating person can clearly see your screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up towards the sky.

6. Move your lips as if praying.

7. Hit this link

The HNIC got love for Ron Paul

2008-02-16T11:50:00.003-05:00

Prodigy the H.N.I.C. from the Em-Oh-Be-Be shows us why so many hip hopers not only support Obama but Ron Paul too. I've shown many friends of mine how Paul's ideas and policies would go further to secure our liberties than anything Obama has ever proposed. Go ahead and open Ron Paul's policy page and Obama's Policy page in Firefox using two tabs and compare them, side-by-side.

Its beautify to see such a legendary emcee see through the media's bullshit and show love for Ron Paul.

The coming collapse of the United States

2008-02-08T17:28:00.000-05:00

Here's an incredible article detailing the progress in Vermont's secessionist movement. But the real kicker comes at the end:

...drawing a dark comparison between the Soviet Union and the United States: There is the same far-flung geography. The same corporate socialism that defies free markets. The same spread of influence worldwide through violence, murder, and pillage. The same stunted public discourse. The same electoral sclerosis in the legislature (Congress is almost as stable in membership as the Politburo). "No one in the Soviet Union in 1960 or 1970 or even 1980 found it imaginable that someday it would collapse," says Naylor. So, too, he says, is our certainty today in the stability of the United States of America.

If Ron Paul does not win the 2008 election will the US empire meet the same fate as the Soviet empire? If Vermont did peacefully succeed from the union would they be met with the same violence that the Confederate states suffered?

If you want real change in 2008 its time to learn a bit of history, unless we're doomed to repeat it with a McCain or Clinton presidency.

Ron Paul Revolution Report Card

2008-02-06T05:00:00.000-05:00

As of Super Tuesday here are Ron Paul's national results:

State	Votes	Percent	Delegates	Place
Montana:	400	25%	0	2nd
Nevada:	6,087	14%	4	2nd
North Dakota:	2,082	21%	5	3rd
Maine:	851	19%	0	3rd
Alaska:	1,955	17%	5	3rd
Iowa:	11,817	10%	2	5th

With the other states, so far, Ron Paul garnered about less than 10% of the vote while placing 4th or lower. In these top races, with Paul snatching up close to 20% of the vote in a 4-way race you can see that he's got a powerful base of support that made a difference in the primaries. Had the races not all been "winner take all" you'd see Ron Paul banking more delegates.

So far these results are more than I expected from the Republicans but I'm not surprised either. Remember, this is the party that nominated and supported the Bush Crime Family: twice! Ron Paul even got booed at some Republican event for mentioning that Jesus was known as the Prince of Peace. He got booed for that!

The fight for liberty and peace was a tough one from the start. The D.C. sewer and the Military Industrial Gravy Train will not go down without a fight either. We're succeeding at waking up our fellow citizens this year. We now have a stronger foundation than ever before and have many successes that we will continue to build on.

I pray that Ron Paul will get some speaking time at the GOP convention in St. Paul and continue to stir up more support for our cause.

Super Tuesday Ron Paul BlackOut!

2008-02-05T14:15:00.000-05:00

Ron Paul, the candidate who broke John Kerry's all-time single day fund raising record, beat Guliani at every turn in the primaries, out fund raised his opponents in the 3rd quarter, damn near won or finished strong in the Louisiana, Nevada, and Maine contests... and yet still if you ask the two major South Florida News Papers... he's not even running.

Two newspapers, two publishers, two different markets, the same media bias.

The photos of today's front pages tell it all. For those of you who want to vote for change you can clearly see that Ron Paul must have struck a real nerve with the establishment if he's caused this widespread reaction.

Learn your history: Avoid another Bush

2008-01-31T23:20:00.000-05:00

Wired has a great article on the today's aftermath of the fall of the Berlin wall, the Stassi (secret East-German Government police... Patriot Act on steroids), and totalitarian rule in Germany. Its shocking that this sort of thing, still fresh in the memories of many, may actually lead up to repeating itself:

This being Germany, there's even a special word for it: Vergangenheitsbewältigung, or "coming to terms with the past." It's not self-evident — you could imagine a country deciding, communally, to recover from a totalitarian past by simply gathering all the documents and destroying them. In fact, in 1990 the German press and citizen committees were wracked by debate over whether to do just that. Many people, however, suspected that former Stasi agents and ex-informants were behind the push to forgive and forget.

By preserving and reconstructing the Stasi archives, BStU staffers say they hope to keep history from repeating itself. In November, the first children born after the fall of the wall turned 18. Evidence suggests many of them have serious gaps in their knowledge of the past. In a survey of Berlin high school students, only half agreed that the GDR was a dictatorship. Two-thirds didn't know who built the Berlin Wall.

Here in the US, its been over 200 years since we overthrew our tyrannical government but never less the Hamiltonians, Lincoln-lovers, Big government Bush Crime Family members and the like have slowly crept tyranny back into our lives. How naive we have become, especially Democrats, to trust that politicians (*cough*Hilary*cough*) will actually use their political power solely for good.

Remember the old quote: power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely.

The lesson from Germany is simple, learn your history and teach it well less you plan on reliving the nightmares of the past.

Scenes from the Revolution in Florida

2008-01-27T00:10:00.000-05:00

Sorry folks, this is not Rudy Country... it's the front lines of the Ron Paul Revolution. The record-breaking peacefully revolution that has united both Republicans who voted for Bush twice and Democrats who DID NOT vote for Bush twice (true story!). I'll give you a few shots of how the revolution is taking over South Florida and a few ideas for the Ron Paul grassroots supporters:

SOUTH BEACH, FL

Little Havana, FL

Some Tapped Phone in FL

Random Super Market Newsstands (Leave magazines open to Ron Paul interviews and articles for the public to see.)

At a drive-thru Bank Teller in Ft. Lauderdale, FL

Movie Theater in Miami Lakes, FL

The traditional media may ignore the revolution but 'We the People' are well aware of what is happening. Lets hope the masses that support Ron Paul can remain organized and motivated to keep movement going no mater what happens in November. The Bush Crime Family and the D.C. sewer will not give up power that easily. Never give up!

The 9/11 Plot Thickens - Ron Paul right again!

2008-01-08T14:26:00.000-05:00

Word on the street is that our own government is selling nuclear secrets to Pakistan, Turkey and Israel. Why am I not surprised?

Watch the video with Sibel Edmonds and her testimony on how your tax dollars are again funding the next "terrorist" attack on the USA. Ron Paul is the only candidate that I've ever seen on TV and in the debates ever utter the words "Military Industrial Complex". He fully understands how dangerous it is to have these war-profiteering vultures circling D.C. while awaiting their next murderous meal at our expense.

Obama may speak of change but he won't go far enough to prevent a future George W. Bush or future Woodrow Wilson from involving us in another useless and horrible war.

Daily Kos Ignoring Ron Paul will be its Downfall!

2007-12-17T13:01:00.000-05:00

So yesterday's Tea Party was historic! $6 Million in the bank - breaking John Kerry's record. We're talking about John Kerry with the friggin' Democratic Party Machine + Major Dissatisfaction with the Bush Crime Family + Media News Outlets Spreading the word far and wide + No other "liberal" candidates left carry the "progressive" torch. Even with all of that in John Kerry's favor we pulled off $5.7 million in a single day while Ron Paul pulled that off with VOLUNTEERS!!!

Are you all fucking kidding me? And not a fucking peep over at Daily Kos! The only dairy I found this morning was way at the bottom of the list and hardly being recommended. The Daily Kos gang is ignoring Ron Paul just like the Republicans did and I had to leave the following comment:

Daily Kos Ignoring Ron Paul will be its own downfall. I used to visit DK daily in the run up to the 2004 elections. I even blogged often, commented often, participated in Democracy for America and Democratic Party meetings, the whole nine yards. The typical liberal life-long democrat activist. But the bullshit the Dems have pulled this year after we fought tooth and nail to win back congress in '06 has left many of us disgruntled.

Ron Paul's revolution is an authentic people-powered movement, like the kind Kos described in his "Crashing the Gate" book (that I purchased early and read and still want my free drink from Kos when I meet him someday). Ignoring the Paul revolution is going to bite Daily Kos in the ass.

Paul is peeling away so many talented and passionate democrats and activists that Obama and Hilary are already feeling the effects. Paul had twice as much online activity than Obama and Paul has more meetup groups than the Dem front runners.

Ignore the revolution at your own peril.

Amen!

Japan (1945)	China (1945–46)	Korea & China (1950–53)
Guatemala (1954, 1960, 1967–69)	Indonesia (1958)	Cuba (1959–61)
Congo (1964)	Peru (1965)	Laos (1964–70)
Vietnam (1961–1973)	Cambodia (1969–70)	Grenada (1983)
Lebanon (1983–84)	Libya (1986)	El Salvador (1980s)
Nicaragua (1980s)	Iran (1987)	Panama (1989)
Iraq (1991–2000)	Kuwait (1991)	Somalia (1993)
Bosnia (1994–95)	Sudan (1998)	Afghanistan (1998)
Pakistan (1998)	Yugoslavia (1999)	`
Macedonia (1999)	`