Wiretaps on Letterman?
"If President Bush is wiretapping my phone and listening to my calls, I think he actually should pay for half of the phone-sex bill."
Hmmmm... maybe then the program will get too expensive for the Bush Crime Family.
The claim that they wiretap international calls is bullshit when they don't even have enough translators on staff to figure out the foreign jibberish!
Whatever happen to honest investigating and crime-fighting to catch criminals?